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karl borst
karl burst into stardom after a tremendously successful run as the new face for pantene pro v. "my hair is so shiny. jealous?" he would often ask. but he's not just a pretty face. he's got brains and a nice set of gams too. few know that he is also the chairman of the international party for the assistance, support, safety and guarding of antique slippers. more commonly known as "ipassgas". but in our opinion, his work on tic toc tom is what stands out most. mostly because we have yet to receive any. when asked about delivery, karl,"you can't rush greatness. you can hurry it along with a nice stipend but you can't rush it."
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brett feschuk
long before sinatra broke onto the music scene, brett crooned out such hits as you better love me, and how would you like a good thumping? but it was with the number one chart topper hands off, I'm gonna' keep the candy that he really came into his own as a musician. appearing with such greats as jo jo groovy and the mighty velvet lips, brett has become a staple on oldie radio stations across the country. how do you repeat that level of success? well, you don't. you become addicted to estrogen and marvel at your new chest. tic toc tom sought him out after being criticized for its sexist hiring policies. so everybody wins.
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ken gallant
after four years with a womans' theatre troupe, ken was unceremoniously ejected after it was discovered he only pretended to shave his legs. although his back, neck, stomach and palm shaving were all real, that doesn't cut it with the hefty ladies of tonawanda esemble. but thankfully, respect and a new lease on life came in the form of tic toc tom. after a lengthy internship which consisted primarily of laughing at other peoples' jokes and making sandwiches, ken has carved a tidy little niche for himself. Often he can be seen huddled within his niche, eating fruit bars and ogling the women in wal-mart catalogues.
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peter macchione
peter briefly held power over the central american nation of nicaragua in the mid 1980s. it seems that he was mistakenly elected to power in a rigged election because his name was so close to dictator peter macchione-arnoldo. that didn't stop him from jumping in head first and trying to help the people of nicaragua. he instituted land reforms, wealth redistribution policies and educational overhauls. unfortunately, they all failed miserably and 38 minutes after being sworn in, he was ousted in a coup. he now spends his time reworking his 9 page memoirs and doodling tic toc tom stories.
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paul marhue
paul is working on his next tic toc tom story while chained to a tree. but he refuses to reveal exactly what he is protesting against. based on the posters in his bedroom, we assume it has something to do with wet kittens. this is not the first protest action taken on by the self described "sultan of sit-ins". in 1969 he protested the moon landing, citing that it was un-american for government agencies to co-operate. in 1977 he protested the opening of the movie star wars, claiming that chewbacca and princess leia were engaging in an unnatural union, namely local 725B. whatever his current motivations, we're behind him all the way. fight the power!
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chetan patel
he wasn't a particularly attractive baby. he didn't grow up with much in the way of friends. and lord knows that as an adult, he's a few cards short of a deck. But somehow, in spite of everything stacked against him, chetan created tic toc tom. the recipe for his success is obsessively guarded. all we know is that it has something to do with kippers and kosher beef jerky. At least that's what we assume based on the smell. When asked, "what's next, mr. patel?" he smiles coyly, begins to hum and tickles himself. if that's not the mark of a genius, then what is?
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tom yeo
unknown to most, tom's extraordinary height is not natural. he is the product of a rogue government experiment, performed on hobos and other deranged citizens during the boom years of the 20s. the goal was to see if through modern science, man could genetically develop a better charleston dancer. the experiment was a tremendous success as tom danced his way to a national title, crushing his opponents beneath his freakish hobo feet. When the dance craze ended, tom found himself without work and back on skid row. thankfully, he was so deranged that he accepted an offer to draw for tic toc tom.
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