Two enter. One leaves.
That’s the most apt description of the battle Tom (Yeo) and I had over one of the last two of the original Tic Toc Tom T-shirts.
Tom gave a good showing. He’s a tall man* so, he has good reach.
But I’m shorter and with a lower centre or gravity, able to get in some good body blows. Shorter with a lower centre of gravity also means I’m chubby.
There are a number of things in this candid photo worth noting.
- Why am I barefoot? It’s because Tom jumped me. He fights dirty.
- Tom didn’t even have the decency to remove his headphones. He was listening to music while trying to take the shirt off of my back. †
- Tom is the type of guy who will hit someone with glasses.
The good news is that I got the shirt. So I now have one of the two remaining T’s in existence.
I’m still champion.
* By tall I mean freakishly gigantic.
† I assume he was listening to something like Kenny G.
